Musical Marine Life Fan Pillows

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Lazy Octopus

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"They're so like us."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"The unlucky lemming"

Neptune

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Dolphin

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

Lovers scuba diving

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"These kids and their shellfies..."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Starbucks Siren

Oh, @#$%, is that

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."