Quirky Marine Life Fan Mugs

'I keep all my receipts for tax purposes...'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Lazy Octopus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Neptune

"They're so like us."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Dolphin

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

"These kids and their shellfies..."

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

Things we need to acknowledge

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"They fired me...but how was I to know that human businesses don't hunt and eat their clients??"

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"