Marine Mammal Fan Mugs

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

'Wow, a new personal best: You held your breath for 10mn 46s!'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Lazy Octopus

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"They're so like us."

Neptune

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Watching Sea Life.

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

"These kids and their shellfies..."

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

clown fish

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

Oh, @#$%, is that

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

Crabbing

Things we need to acknowledge

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"