Marine Mammal Fan T-Shirts

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

'Wow, a new personal best: You held your breath for 10mn 46s!'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Lazy Octopus

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Neptune

"They're so like us."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Watching Sea Life.

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"These kids and their shellfies..."

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

Crabbing

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

Things we need to acknowledge

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

Octopus gets tickled pink