Marine Biologist Fan T-Shirts

'What are you doing at the weekend?'

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Mind the whale, dear."

Lazy Octopus

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Food Chain

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"They're so like us."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Dolphin

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Did you find our menorah?

Whale Piñata.

"Welcome."

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"These kids and their shellfies..."

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

Sign Him.

Food chain.

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

Marine Pollution

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"