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The Food Chain

Aw, looks like someone got his first barnacle! MOM! Whale Puberty.

Well, good luck evolving, son, and don't do anything I wouldn't do! You know, like destroy the planet or something.

"Don't stare at his massive claw... Don't stare at his massive claw...

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Seagiraffes

Desert Island Meals.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

"Mind the whale, dear."

"The hyenas started it."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Crab with a clown face.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'It must be the dead sea.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"They're so like us."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Viking Loch Ness