Marine Biologist T-Shirts

"I feel tremendous pressure to frolic."

When the predator becomes the prey.

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"It's all yours."

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Fascinating, aren't they?"

"Help us!!"

Octopus Lady

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Scuba Diver using laptop under water.

'I know it sounds weird, Bill, but it's true! When I focus on what I can BRING to the feeding frenzy instead of what I get from it, I feel a whole lot better about myself!'

Population explosion: 20th century and 21st century.

'Darn safety regulations!'

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

Diver taking picture of fish, fish taking picture of diver.

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'Grandpa stop! That's not a jellyfish! It's a plastic bag!'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."

Neptune Clearing Up Waste Under the Sea.

'I'm out of air, the shark has my leg,I have the bends, you can be such a whiner!'

Whale with a 'N.I.M.B.Y' Sign

'Silent type, eh?'

Save the river.

'Here we are, back safe and sound...'

Dear Diary -- Today my spirits are uplifted. I finally see some signs of civilization.

"They migrate here each summer."

Surfer and the Whale

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

'And now, as a token of my appreciation for the vital role your species plays in the food chain, I'm going to eat you!'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."