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"It's all yours."

"Fascinating, aren't they?"

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

"Always an oil spill. Never a vodka spill."

'I know it sounds weird, Bill, but it's true! When I focus on what I can BRING to the feeding frenzy instead of what I get from it, I feel a whole lot better about myself!'

Democracy vs. Natural Selection.

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'And now, as a token of my appreciation for the vital role your species plays in the food chain, I'm going to eat you!'

Surfer and the Whale

'If you can read this we'd like to know.'

"Welcome to the panel of wave and tidal experts."

"Don't listen. It's a red herring."

"What a vacation - we swam with dolphins!"

'Oh, what the heck -- why not a dissertation on 'Baywatch'?'

Discovery.

'Says here that you broke your tooth while eating a human. Sorry sir, but accidents that happen during 'food-for-fun' are not covered under your dental plan.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Yes, you're right: Circling the prey might be the simplest...'

'The problem with being a hermit crab is that I lack social skills...'

"I swear, we just don't see eye to eye on anything!"

Shark to fish about school of fish: 'School of choice.'

'I don't see the problem.'

The remarkably versatile Swiss Army shark, one of the true wonders of evolution.

'He said he'd get right back to me, but I'm not holding my breath.'

A hammerhead shark gets an eye test.

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'

"You get the feeling that it's trying to communicate with us."

"Hey Bob, look, a ship-wreck: let's check it out, it's like a magnet for scuba-divers..."

"Watch it. Here comes the law."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Pod-pod.

'They'd love to know how we can detect earth's magnetic field. Don't tell them.'