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"Captain, it looks like there`s a situation developing."

"Since we're going the same way, do you mind if I ride along?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Seagiraffes

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Desert Island Meals.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The one that got away

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Lazy Octopus

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"The hyenas started it."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Food Chain

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Crab with a clown face.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'It must be the dead sea.'

Turtle Hat

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'