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'Yes, it is miraculous that we found our way unerringly across thousands of miles of ocean to the spawning grounds. Now spawn!'

'I can't spend the afternoon with you guys, my wide wants me to help her in the garden: It's full of sea-weeds...'

"They're so like us."

Whaddaya mean, Alayna got her belly button pierced? Fish don't have belly buttons!

Doug's attacking days were over, but he still had his memories..and his trophy case.

Ear,nose and throat clinic.

The Tentacle

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Seagiraffes

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Desert Island Meals.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Lazy Octopus

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"The hyenas started it."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The Food Chain

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Turtle Hat

'It must be the dead sea.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."