Marine Biology Fans T-Shirts

'On a positive note, we're bottom feeders: We can't go lower than that...'

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

"Guys, remember, no feeding frenzy: Leave some for Grandpa to chew on..."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Food Chain

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"He was a sea rescue."

"They're so like us."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Dolphin

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"Welcome."

Did you find our menorah?

Whale Piñata.

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"These kids and their shellfies..."

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

Marine Pollution

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Food chain.

Sign Him.

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'