Marine Biology Fans Gifts

'On a positive note, we're bottom feeders: We can't go lower than that...'

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

"Guys, remember, no feeding frenzy: Leave some for Grandpa to chew on..."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Food Chain

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"He was a sea rescue."

"They're so like us."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Batman O' War

Dolphin

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

Did you find our menorah?

Whale Piñata.

"Welcome."

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"These kids and their shellfies..."

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Marine Pollution

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

Food chain.

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

Sign Him.

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'