Marine Biology Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm warning you guys -- I've got herpes!'

How "The Birds and the Bees" talk goes over in other species...

"We'll be needing an ink sample."

"You know what I'm sick of? Krill."

"Yeah, that's my penis."

Ironically, the Megalodork would later be renamed and considered to be one of the most terrifying predators on planet earth.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Although jet propelled for the last 100 million years, the earliest squid used a more primitive form of propulsion.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Seagiraffes

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Desert Island Meals.

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

"Mind the whale, dear."

"The hyenas started it."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Lazy Octopus

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Food Chain

Thinks he's too cool for school.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"They're so like us."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Crab with a clown face.