Marine Biologist Gifts

"I feel tremendous pressure to frolic."

When the predator becomes the prey.

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"It's all yours."

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Fascinating, aren't they?"

"Help us!!"

Octopus Lady

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Scuba Diver using laptop under water.

'I know it sounds weird, Bill, but it's true! When I focus on what I can BRING to the feeding frenzy instead of what I get from it, I feel a whole lot better about myself!'

Population explosion: 20th century and 21st century.

'Darn safety regulations!'

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Diver taking picture of fish, fish taking picture of diver.

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'Grandpa stop! That's not a jellyfish! It's a plastic bag!'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."

'I'm out of air, the shark has my leg,I have the bends, you can be such a whiner!'

Whale with a 'N.I.M.B.Y' Sign

Neptune Clearing Up Waste Under the Sea.

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

Dear Diary -- Today my spirits are uplifted. I finally see some signs of civilization.

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

'And now, as a token of my appreciation for the vital role your species plays in the food chain, I'm going to eat you!'

"They migrate here each summer."

Save the river.

'Here we are, back safe and sound...'

Surfer and the Whale

'Silent type, eh?'

'If you can read this we'd like to know.'