Marine Biologist At Heart Gifts

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

"Cute, my furry little webbed feet! It's freezing in here and would it kill you to throw me a crab claw-cracker or something!?"

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

Shark With Dentures.

'You better ask your cousin Bob about chemistry. Last week, he ate a teacher.'

'This isn't going to be practical until somebody invents moisturizer.'

Shark

Climate and its influence on evolution.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Seagiraffes

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Desert Island Meals.

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

The one that got away

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

The Food Chain

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"They're so like us."

'It must be the dead sea.'

Crab with a clown face.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.