Marine Biologist At Heart Gifts

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

Gesundheit! (When whale sneezes, smaller fish emerge from its blow hole.)

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

"Cute, my furry little webbed feet! It's freezing in here and would it kill you to throw me a crab claw-cracker or something!?"

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

Shark With Dentures.

'You better ask your cousin Bob about chemistry. Last week, he ate a teacher.'

'This isn't going to be practical until somebody invents moisturizer.'

Shark

Climate and its influence on evolution.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Seagiraffes

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Desert Island Meals.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"The hyenas started it."

The Food Chain

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'