Marine Mammal Fans Prints

"They're so like us."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Lazy Octopus

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Neptune

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Watching Sea Life.

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

"These kids and their shellfies..."

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

Oh, @#$%, is that

clown fish

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

Welcome to old age - I come up seven or eight times a night to empty my blowhole, too.

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

Octopus gets tickled pink

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

Squid and Octopus