Marmalade Fan Gifts

Look what marmalade!

Banana Split...

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Apple Pie Abduction

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Easter Egg Delivery

Flan-eating bacteria

Masquerade

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

Fortunately for the pigs, the wolf had stopped at the house of pancakes before he got to their house of straw.

'What are the best things to put into fruit cake?'

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

"I like blueberry, but still think the custard's funnier."

Cottage Industry

'...You know bestiality is illegal.'

'I always considered myself more of a butter-fly'

'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'

"Oh, look. Here comes the winner of the miniature Marmaduke look-alike contest!"

Chocolate Cake

'Okay, the marshmallows will be frozen in a minute!' - 'Man, I really love Bar-B-Q's!'

While Mike was not your typical sugar daddy, his wife Susan had her concerns. . .

"Mom does this for everyone's birthday, if you don't applaud, no dessert for a week."

Coffee, toast and some of my special homemade turkey marmalade!

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

'This means war!'

How milkshakes are made

"Nobody ever talks about how when you marry a human at 16, you might divorce by 30 and have to move back to the sea."

Eskimo child sells lemonade icees in the arctic north.

Donuts. 12 off.

'Ok. Have your maple sugar on a stick, but watch me call the exterminator!'

"It's just sap - it doesn't need a bandage and a hug."

'Have you got the price of an icecream on you'

'What's that?' - 'If they rise they're scones, if they not they're pancakes.'

'You can either take my 'NO' for an answer, or. . .'