Marmalade Fan Gifts

Look what marmalade!

Banana Split...

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Apple Pie Abduction

Easter Egg Delivery

Flan-eating bacteria

Masquerade

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

Fortunately for the pigs, the wolf had stopped at the house of pancakes before he got to their house of straw.

'What are the best things to put into fruit cake?'

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

"I like blueberry, but still think the custard's funnier."

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'

'...You know bestiality is illegal.'

Cottage Industry

'I always considered myself more of a butter-fly'

"Oh, look. Here comes the winner of the miniature Marmaduke look-alike contest!"

'Okay, the marshmallows will be frozen in a minute!' - 'Man, I really love Bar-B-Q's!'

Chocolate Cake

"Mom does this for everyone's birthday, if you don't applaud, no dessert for a week."

"Nobody ever talks about how when you marry a human at 16, you might divorce by 30 and have to move back to the sea."

Coffee, toast and some of my special homemade turkey marmalade!

'This means war!'

How milkshakes are made

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

While Mike was not your typical sugar daddy, his wife Susan had her concerns. . .

Eskimo child sells lemonade icees in the arctic north.

'What's that?' - 'If they rise they're scones, if they not they're pancakes.'

'Ok. Have your maple sugar on a stick, but watch me call the exterminator!'

"It's just sap - it doesn't need a bandage and a hug."

Donuts. 12 off.

'Have you got the price of an icecream on you'

'You can either take my 'NO' for an answer, or. . .'