"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."
Martini Fan Gifts
Looking for a gift for your favorite martini fan? Our collection features fun, stylish items that capture the elegance and playful spirit of this classic cocktail lover. Whether it's for a special occasion or just because, surprise your martini aficionado with a gift that matches their classy taste and love for the perfect stir. From humorous mugs to eye-catching prints, there’s something to delight every cocktail enthusiast.
James Bond in a Snow Globe
Cat Nip.
Join me in a Martini?
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Balancing two espresso martinis
'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'
Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.
Bryan Ferry
"What other tricks does he need?"
Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.
The Martini is invented.
'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'
Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.
Martini Lovers
A Transformer for grownups
"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"
Mediterranean Martini
'Shaken, not stirred.'
"Well, what else am I supposed to do with an olive branch no one wants?"
'Another martini please.'
"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."
"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."
"In a former life, I was exactly the same."
Inappropriate garnish.
Ginspiration!
'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'
"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."
'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'
"While the cat's away, the mouse will get tanked every night and also grow a beard."
"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."
"Physician heal thyself."
"That's just the booze listening."
Cocktailgating. . . .
Women drinking breakfast martinis.
Martini Fan Gifts Collection
Martini Fan Mugs
Explore our collection of martini-inspired mugs that are perfect for any cocktail enthusiast. Find the ideal one to brighten their mornings or their cocktail hour.
Martini Fan Pillows
Check out our chic martini-inspired pillows to add a playful yet elegant touch to their sofa or bedroom decor.
Martini Fan Prints
Browse our selection of stylish prints celebrating the classic martini. Perfect for decorating their bar area or kitchen with a touch of personality.
Martini Fan T-Shirts
Discover our fun and stylish martini-themed t-shirts that let your loved one wear their cocktail passion with pride. Perfect for casual days or nights out.