Martini Fan Pillows

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Cat Nip.

Join me in a Martini?

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Balancing two espresso martinis

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Bryan Ferry

"What other tricks does he need?"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

The Martini is invented.

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Martini Lovers

A Transformer for grownups

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

Mediterranean Martini

'Shaken, not stirred.'

"Well, what else am I supposed to do with an olive branch no one wants?"

'Another martini please.'

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

Inappropriate garnish.

Ginspiration!

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"While the cat's away, the mouse will get tanked every night and also grow a beard."

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

"Physician heal thyself."

"That's just the booze listening."

Cocktailgating. . . .

Women drinking breakfast martinis.