Martini Fan T-Shirts

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Cat Nip.

Join me in a Martini?

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Bryan Ferry

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"What other tricks does he need?"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

The Martini is invented.

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Martini Lovers

A Transformer for grownups

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

Mediterranean Martini

'Shaken, not stirred.'

"Well, what else am I supposed to do with an olive branch no one wants?"

'Another martini please.'

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

Inappropriate garnish.

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

Ginspiration!

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

"That's just the booze listening."

"Physician heal thyself."

"While the cat's away, the mouse will get tanked every night and also grow a beard."

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

Women drinking breakfast martinis.