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Martini I lands on the moon

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

We'll have Manhattans...

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Pina Coladas

Join me in a Martini?

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Shaken not stirred

You're the botanicals in my gin

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Balancing two espresso martinis

"An everything Martini, please."

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Espresso Martini Peacock

"What other tricks does he need?"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"