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Martini I lands on the moon

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

'No ice.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

Pina Coladas

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Balancing two espresso martinis

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

You're the botanicals in my gin

Shaken not stirred

"An everything Martini, please."

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"What other tricks does he need?"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."