Vodka Martini Lover T-Shirts

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Cat Nip.

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Join me in a Martini?

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Balancing two espresso martinis

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"What other tricks does he need?"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

The Martini is invented.

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Redhead

'I'm an atheist!'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"They know me here."

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Martini Lovers

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

Mediterranean Martini

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Join me in a beer?