Martini Lovers T-Shirts

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Cat Nip.

Join me in a Martini?

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"What other tricks does he need?"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

'I'm an atheist!'

The Martini is invented.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Martini Lovers

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

Mediterranean Martini

'Shaken, not stirred.'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

Inappropriate garnish.

"Well, what else am I supposed to do with an olive branch no one wants?"

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

'Another martini please.'

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

"Physician heal thyself."

"While the cat's away, the mouse will get tanked every night and also grow a beard."