Martini Admirer T-Shirts

Cat Nip.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Join me in a Martini?

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Alien Snowmen

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

Alien Assumption

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Pray for me.'

The Martini is invented.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

Martini Lovers

Mediterranean Martini

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

Inappropriate garnish.

"Well, what else am I supposed to do with an olive branch no one wants?"

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

'Universal remote, my eye!'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

'Another martini please.'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'