Martini Admirer T-Shirts

Cat Nip.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Join me in a Martini?

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Alien Snowmen

Balancing two espresso martinis

Alien Assumption

Shaken not stirred

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Pray for me.'

The Martini is invented.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

Martini Lovers

Mediterranean Martini

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'Another martini please.'

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

Inappropriate garnish.

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

'Universal remote, my eye!'

"Well, what else am I supposed to do with an olive branch no one wants?"

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

Leonard Bernstein