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One-Martini Lunch

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Captain in a storm

Cat Nip.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Join me in a Martini?

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

Bryan Ferry

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

A Preschool of Fish

"What other tricks does he need?"

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

The Martini is invented.

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Martini Lovers

A Transformer for grownups

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

Mediterranean Martini

'Shaken, not stirred.'

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

Inappropriate garnish.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."