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One-Martini Lunch

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat Nip.

Captain in a storm

Join me in a Martini?

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

A Preschool of Fish

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Bryan Ferry

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"What other tricks does he need?"

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

The Martini is invented.

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Martini Lovers

A Transformer for grownups

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

Mediterranean Martini

'Shaken, not stirred.'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Inappropriate garnish.

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

'Another martini please.'