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"This martini in canonical."

Three-Martini science

The birth of the martini

Martini Lovers

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

A very dry Martini.

007 imposes his own sanctions

In fact gravity was discovered by Isaac Newton's niece Deirdre Martini.

"I like little umbrellas in my drinks."

"Are you in a relationship?"

'The biggest effect of our working shorter hours is going from two to one martini.'

'I have a question about your urine sample. Why's it got an olive on it?'

Join me in a Martini?

"Another nice thing about a martini - it's gluten free."

Olives, Gin, Vermouth.

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

"Why are the Martinis always better at work?"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

Cat Nip.

'No ice.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Shaken not stirred

You're the botanicals in my gin

"An everything Martini, please."

Balancing two espresso martinis