Martini Enthusiast Mugs

"This martini in canonical."

Three-Martini science

The birth of the martini

Martini Lovers

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

A very dry Martini.

007 imposes his own sanctions

In fact gravity was discovered by Isaac Newton's niece Deirdre Martini.

'The biggest effect of our working shorter hours is going from two to one martini.'

'I have a question about your urine sample. Why's it got an olive on it?'

Join me in a Martini?

"Another nice thing about a martini - it's gluten free."

Olives, Gin, Vermouth.

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

"Why are the Martinis always better at work?"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

You're the botanicals in my gin

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"An everything Martini, please."

Shaken not stirred