Martini Aficionado Mugs

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

The home of the bottomless Martini

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"If he wakes up, you can give him a Martini."

"'Lost', hell! They're in day care."

William Tell attempting to shoot olives of a boy's head with a tiny crossbow.

'I would like one of your driest martinis in one of your finest sippy cups.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Inappropriate garnish.

Drunk man sticks nose with olive

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Join me in a Martini?

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Shaken not stirred

You're the botanicals in my gin

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"What other tricks does he need?"

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Prawn Cocktail Please

The Martini is invented.

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'