Martini Aficionado Prints

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

The home of the bottomless Martini

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"If he wakes up, you can give him a Martini."

"'Lost', hell! They're in day care."

William Tell attempting to shoot olives of a boy's head with a tiny crossbow.

'I would like one of your driest martinis in one of your finest sippy cups.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Inappropriate garnish.

Drunk man sticks nose with olive

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Cat Nip.

'No ice.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Join me in a Martini?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Balancing two espresso martinis

Shaken not stirred

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"What other tricks does he need?"

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

Prawn Cocktail Please

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling