Martini Lover Prints

Olive Martini Guillotine

"I don't care what they do, as long as they don't mess with the thirty-two-ounce martini."

"What other tricks does he need?"

Mediterranean Martini

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

A bartender serves a martini to a runner with the number 007.

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Shaken, Not Stirring

'I'm famished, Joe -- bring me something with an olive in it.'

Cheers, I'm cured.

'I want my itinerary to include a double dry martini every day at exactly 5:30.'

"When the olive in the Martini starts looking back at you..."

'Everyone is Economizing.'

The perfect martini.

'Another martini please.'

Drunk woman sticks nose with olive.

"I'm meeting my boss here in about a half hour. Three more of these and I just might be able to tolerate him."

"This is an intervention, Goldie."

Beefeater cocktail

"Never should've had that dry martini."

"His name is Teeny. We wanted to call him Martini but he wasn't dry enough."

"Forget the artwork. . . who makes these martinis?!"

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."

Women drinking breakfast martinis.

Martini

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Take me to your martini bar!"

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"Be a darling and bring a seltzer when you come."

Colossus of Rhode Island

James Bond: The Cutback Years

"While the cat's away, the mouse will get tanked every night and also grow a beard."

The Ol' Martini Hole

"Physician heal thyself."

"Today someone called me a 'global village idiot'."