Martini Fans Mugs

Eating the Cocktail Olive

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Cat Nip.

Join me in a Martini?

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

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Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Bryan Ferry

"What other tricks does he need?"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

The Martini is invented.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Martini Lovers

A Transformer for grownups

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

Mediterranean Martini

'Shaken, not stirred.'

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

"Well, what else am I supposed to do with an olive branch no one wants?"

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Inappropriate garnish.

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

'Another martini please.'

Ginspiration!

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

"Physician heal thyself."

"That's just the booze listening."

"While the cat's away, the mouse will get tanked every night and also grow a beard."