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Eating the Cocktail Olive

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Cat Nip.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Join me in a Martini?

Balancing two espresso martinis

Bryan Ferry

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

The Martini is invented.

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Martini Lovers

A Transformer for grownups

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

Mediterranean Martini

'Shaken, not stirred.'

"Well, what else am I supposed to do with an olive branch no one wants?"

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

'Another martini please.'

Inappropriate garnish.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Ginspiration!

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"While the cat's away, the mouse will get tanked every night and also grow a beard."

"That's just the booze listening."

"Physician heal thyself."

Women drinking breakfast martinis.