Martian Fan T-Shirts

Translation: "Let's turn off the invisibility shield just long enough to freak 'em out."

"Swimming pools....Ha!...I'm telling you these are 'Signs', Melvin, 'Signs'."

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'Don't tap on the glass, Kenny... it traumatizes them!'

Laughing Space Creature.

"Which space station is it that's not functioning properly?"

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"We're following Carrot Top."

Early photobombing

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Koala

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

The Da Vinci Cod

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Zombie pet tricks.

You're my Venus

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Halloween Selfie

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."