Martian Fan T-Shirts

Translation: "Let's turn off the invisibility shield just long enough to freak 'em out."

"Swimming pools....Ha!...I'm telling you these are 'Signs', Melvin, 'Signs'."

'Don't tap on the glass, Kenny... it traumatizes them!'

Laughing Space Creature.

"Which space station is it that's not functioning properly?"

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Early photobombing

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Koala

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

The Da Vinci Cod

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

Zombie pet tricks.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Halloween Selfie

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."