Mutant Fan T-Shirts

'I'm all ears.'

Zombie standup

Bowled over again!

He looks so natural lying there...

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

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"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Currently Boston

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Zombie pet tricks.

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Halloween Selfie

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

'He's been shot!'

Halloween sculptor

Monster Realtor

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.