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'For crying out loud, can't a guy mutate in peace around here?'

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

Here be dragons.

Alien Snowmen

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Alien Assumption

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Monster Baseball

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

Elusive Shadow.

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'A penny saved is another thing for you to knock off the dresser.'

Grim's Fairytales

"I didn't say he was 'house broken' I said he was a 'house breaker'"

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

No Right Turn (monster)

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"We were just wondering if you were edible."

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."