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'For crying out loud, can't a guy mutate in peace around here?'

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

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The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

Here be dragons.

Alien Snowmen

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Alien Assumption

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Monster Baseball

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Elusive Shadow.

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'A penny saved is another thing for you to knock off the dresser.'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'Huh! You men are all alike!'

Grim's Fairytales

"I didn't say he was 'house broken' I said he was a 'house breaker'"

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

No Right Turn (monster)

"We were just wondering if you were edible."