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Conspiracy theories club - trust no one! (CCTV cameras watching each other).

Elusive Shadow.

'My name is Dr Jeykell and I have a small drink problem...'

Gluttonous Angel with Devil's Shadow.

'You know too much,'

The DaVinci Code

Lover

"You want to talk to a dead relative, do you have their number?"

"Why am I always attracted to women with an unpredictable, dangerous energy crackling under the surface?"

"Ok, who's the genius who made Freddy the goalkeeper?"

Clowns of the Baskervilles

A golfer lining up his putt, with the Grim Reaper lining up the golfer.

'Ol' what's his name - Gone but not forgotten.'

Moby the Private Dick.

Femme Fatale

'We had a foolproof escape plan all worked out, and doofus, there, gives the warden two weeks notice!'

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

Oliver Twist - Morris Bolter Spies on Meeting between Nancy, Mr Brownlow and Rose Maylie

A Ghost

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Hang on - the "check trunk" light is on again.

"Hey...has anyone seen my body?"

"I can see you out there, you know."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.