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Meet The Ghostwriter

Conspiracy theories club - trust no one! (CCTV cameras watching each other).

Elusive Shadow.

'My name is Dr Jeykell and I have a small drink problem...'

Gluttonous Angel with Devil's Shadow.

'You know too much,'

The DaVinci Code

Lover

"You want to talk to a dead relative, do you have their number?"

"Why am I always attracted to women with an unpredictable, dangerous energy crackling under the surface?"

Clowns of the Baskervilles

A golfer lining up his putt, with the Grim Reaper lining up the golfer.

'Ol' what's his name - Gone but not forgotten.'

Moby the Private Dick.

Femme Fatale

'We had a foolproof escape plan all worked out, and doofus, there, gives the warden two weeks notice!'

Oliver Twist - Morris Bolter Spies on Meeting between Nancy, Mr Brownlow and Rose Maylie

A Ghost

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"Hey...has anyone seen my body?"

"I can see you out there, you know."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"He gets easily abstracted."