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"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Elusive Shadow.

"You know I hate birthdays!"

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

Meet The Ghostwriter

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

Moby the Private Dick.

"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"

Book Shop.

Lover

The Great Catsby.

Clowns of the Baskervilles

Mission Impossible

A Ghost

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

"Judging from the position of the body and the blunt trauma evidenced there on the head and neck, it's clear that the weight of all those back issues of the New Yorker came crashing down..."

'Yes, the invisible man does live here, but he can't be seen today.'

During the Tempest, Panurge's Courage has Deserted Him. Friar Jean Mocks Him (Rabelais).

"With their short attention spans, we've gone from epic poetry to limericks."

"No, Liz— they didn’t take your Chantecaille Nano Gold Energizing Cream!"

For several minutes, Norma's body is possessed by the spirit of her dead washing machine,

A golfer lining up his putt, with the Grim Reaper lining up the golfer.

The Midshipman is boarded by the enemy

Spirits in the bottles

"There it is again: that red, itchy rash on my skin... Maybe I should try another brand of soap instead of 'Sunlight'?"

Conspiracy theories club - trust no one! (CCTV cameras watching each other).