Mystery Narrative Admirer Gifts

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Elusive Shadow.

"You know I hate birthdays!"

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

Meet The Ghostwriter

Lover

Raymond Queneau

Book Shop.

"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

Moby the Private Dick.

The Great Catsby.

Clowns of the Baskervilles

Mission Impossible

A Ghost

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

'Yes, the invisible man does live here, but he can't be seen today.'

During the Tempest, Panurge's Courage has Deserted Him. Friar Jean Mocks Him (Rabelais).

"Judging from the position of the body and the blunt trauma evidenced there on the head and neck, it's clear that the weight of all those back issues of the New Yorker came crashing down..."

"With their short attention spans, we've gone from epic poetry to limericks."

"You will be visited by three spirits, and no, they will not speed things up with a joint Power Point presentation."

A golfer lining up his putt, with the Grim Reaper lining up the golfer.

"There it is again: that red, itchy rash on my skin... Maybe I should try another brand of soap instead of 'Sunlight'?"

Spirits in the bottles

The Midshipman is boarded by the enemy

For several minutes, Norma's body is possessed by the spirit of her dead washing machine,

"No, Liz— they didn’t take your Chantecaille Nano Gold Energizing Cream!"