Murder Mystery Admirer Gifts

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Monster Baseball

Elusive Shadow.

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'A penny saved is another thing for you to knock off the dresser.'

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

No Right Turn (monster)

Grim's Fairytales

"I didn't say he was 'house broken' I said he was a 'house breaker'"

"Your wife called you 'heartless?' Well...she is right."

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Statue fishing.

Meet The Ghostwriter

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Moby the Private Dick.

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

Lover