Murder Mystery Admirer Pillows

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Monster Baseball

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Elusive Shadow.

'A penny saved is another thing for you to knock off the dresser.'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

"I didn't say he was 'house broken' I said he was a 'house breaker'"

Grim's Fairytales

No Right Turn (monster)

Statue fishing.

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Your wife called you 'heartless?' Well...she is right."

Meet The Ghostwriter

Lover

Moby the Private Dick.

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"