Nautical Narrative Admirer Gifts

'Pig Tail and Short Cut'

During the Tempest, Panurge's Courage has Deserted Him. Friar Jean Mocks Him (Rabelais).

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

A meeting on the pier

God save the Queen.

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

'Don't leave behind any D-N-A. Or E-Y-E, A-R-M or L-E-G.'

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Joe's Foot-long Subs: A Man discovers he has been given a little real Submarine.

'On my shoulder, stupid!'

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

"Dammit, he's adorable!"

No, you're still saying arrr, not ahhh.

Scores for walking the plank

Man talking about his dog

"Dang. If I'd known help was coming I wouldn't have eaten Ted."

"No, this isn't the Marriage Guidance Bureau, but don't hang up, I love a steamy story,"

'Can I get you something short, but sweet?'

'I don't find you completely unattractive. There are parts of you that I really like.'

Castaway's bad luck.

Gladstone attempts to force Irish Church Suspensory Bill

'If you really cared about me, you'll swim back to the boat and get my bottle of wine.'

Cruise ship called "S.S. Diarrhea"

My problems