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What about reading another memoir for our next book club? Which one? There's the woman whose hubbie left her for a man. Or

Howard Schultz; A Memoir.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

The DaVinci Code

Bad hair day!

'You know too much,'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Curling your hair for no reason

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

'When I said I would move mountains for you, it was just a figure of speech!'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Love Birds love just being together

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Prisoner still life painting.

Elusive Shadow.

"Good news. You know that elephant in the room we never talk about? He's now in the other room."