Memo Admirer T-Shirts

I frame all yours, JB.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

The DaVinci Code

Bad hair day!

'You know too much,'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Curling your hair for no reason

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

Elusive Shadow.

Prisoner still life painting.

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

'Picasso'

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

The Land Before Mimes.

"It's a great work!"

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."