Memento Mori Admirer T-Shirts

"You can't keep living in the past. Maybe it's time you started killing other people."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Love

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

Statue fishing.

A'bout this memo you 'wrote' while your secretary was out...'

'Memo to the wife...'

'I am becoming a jerk. Get a memo to all departments.'

"He doesn't look like you at all."'

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'

Butterfly looking through hospital nursery window at caterpillars in bassinets.

"I'm open to new things."

It had to be you!

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Benefactor of children

All Metamorphosed And No Place To Go.

"We saved all your old diapers."

'We still like you and all, but ever since you came out of that cocoon. . . I don't know, man. You've changed. . . You've changed.'

Marie-Therese Walter

'Tell me more about this 6-week plan you tried.'

"And mark it 'strictly confidential'. I want everybody to read it."