Memo Admirer Gifts

I frame all yours, JB.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

The DaVinci Code

Bad hair day!

'You know too much,'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

Prisoner still life painting.

Elusive Shadow.

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

The Land Before Mimes.

"It's a great work!"

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

'Picasso'

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."