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They spent ages trying to decide if the painting had, or had not, been vandalised.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Dead Funny

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

The americanisation of vulture.

Cactus seats.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Apple Pie Abduction

"Well, that one got away."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Say hello to my little friend."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Cats at private view

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Picasso: The Early Years

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Kultural K9's.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Joe Biden

Mimi's final scene

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"Feel better, dear?"

Phoenix

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

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