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M.O.M.A. (Museum Of Missing Art.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Cactus seats.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Say hello to my little friend."

The americanisation of vulture.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Had enough of the box.

HELLth Food Sprouts

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

"Outré or simply bad?"

"What a way to go."

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Decaying corpse

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

Hi again

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."

Exhibition for Prisoners

Mutated creature emerging from the Department of Genetic Research.

Deer Barber

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

Handcuffs.

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

'The Sadly Insanes do Baghdad.'

The Goblin and the Sexton

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'