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M.O.M.A. (Museum Of Missing Art.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Cactus seats.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Say hello to my little friend."

The americanisation of vulture.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

Had enough of the box.

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

"Outré or simply bad?"

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Decaying corpse

"What a way to go."

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

Handcuffs.

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Mutated creature emerging from the Department of Genetic Research.

'The Sadly Insanes do Baghdad.'

"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."

Deer Barber

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

Exhibition for Prisoners

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

'Please. Don't get me started.'