Art Lover In Denial T-Shirts

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Loan Alley

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

The Fall of Gnome

HELLth Food Sprouts

The Origin of Creationism

The Death Of Venus

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

Earth and the Coronavirus

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

Golden bubbles

Cats watching an artist painting a fish.

"Our ideal employee will be able to answer email in their sleep."

Decaying corpse

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Give me your sick...

"With great power comes great reward."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

"It's his dream job ... "

Impeachment to Trump

"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc

Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite, Surveillance.

Euro Discobolus

Seals - Pick your own.