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"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Use your imagination.

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Loan Alley

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

The americanisation of vulture.

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Say hello to my little friend."

Cactus seats.

The Origami Society...

What's an Imax cave?

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"Amateurs."