"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."
Pretentious Art Lover Gifts
Looking for a gift that matches your pretentious art lover’s sophisticated yet playful style? Our collection offers witty, stylish items that celebrate their passion for fine art and clever humor. From clever prints to art-inspired apparel, each piece is designed for those who appreciate the finer (and funnier) things in life and aren’t afraid to show it. Find a gift that respects their love of art with a humorous twist, making it a memorable surprise for any art connoisseur.
'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'
Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.
CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE
Venus
"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."
Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin
"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"
Use your imagination.
Where Indian ink came from.
"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."
'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'
Loan Alley
Cat with Nine Still Lives
"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."
Klimt Kiss Phones
"I find that hugely offensive!"
"We're looking for something for our panic room."
Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.
The americanisation of vulture.
Mr. Punch in Venice
"Say hello to my little friend."
Cactus seats.
The Origami Society...
What's an Imax cave?
"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!
'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'
Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll
Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition
The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'
The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.
They were mysteriously drawn together
"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."
A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature
"Amateurs."
Pretentious Art Lover Gifts Collection
Pretentious Art Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the pretentious art lover in all their witty glory—artful, clever, and perfect for mornings filled with style.
Pretentious Art Lover Pillows
Find pillows that add a humorous touch to their stylish space—perfect for the pretentious art lover’s cozy corner.
Pretentious Art Lover Prints
Browse our prints designed for the sophisticated humorist—artistic, clever, and perfect for decorating an art lover’s gallery wall.
Pretentious Art Lover T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts that combine artistic flair with humor—ideal for the pretentious art lover who enjoys wearing their passion with a twist.